Oh, the humanity!

overcoming fear of the blank page

I might be a lefty leaning pinko greenie, etc, but surely I’m not alone in thinking that toilet paper is a basic human right? Well, not in Montgomery County, Maryland USA it’s not.

United Food & Commercial Workers (UFCW) which represents about 8000 government employees has released a memo with cost-cutting measures and it suggests, among other things, restricting the amount of toilet paper issued to inmates of jails.

The county spends ‘‘hundreds of thousands of dollars” annually to repair plumbing because inmates use it [toilet paper] to clog their toilets.

Issuing a maximum of three rolls a week to each inmate would avoid some of those costs.

Read the full article here.

I can just imagine the black market in Montgomery County jails: smack, cigarettes and bog roll. They’ll have to get their mules to smuggle it in one sheet at a time so as to avoid detection.

http://www.baronbob.com/camouflage-toiletpaper.htm

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *

This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.

Nat Newman

Nat Newman is an award-winning writer of short stories, podcasts, feature articles, ghostwritten books, drunk text messages and a novella. She is also an actor, voice artist, tour host and creative writing tutor.

OUT NOW

The Office of Dead Letters

SEARCH OLD BLOG POSTS

Search

latest posts

words  |  travel  |  life  |  beer

nat newman is a writer, performer, tour host and beer drinker. if you like any of the above things, why not subscribe to my newsletter! :)